1. Anonymous asked: Where's the Sassmaster? How is that magnificent lady??

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    I’m doing fine! Been SUPER FUCKIN BUSY, but I managed to read a cool comic called Hawk & Croc. (also bought the shirt as seen in that beautiful picture of myself) Y’all need to get on that..so go read it right now. 

    Also since I’m on a shameless plug-fest…

    Check out my good buddy psychoandy's RedBubble Store (he’s the creator of Hawk & Croc!) There’s all sorts of nerdy goodies on there AND he updates the store a couple times a week!

    HEY  SPEAKING OF….SHIRTS

    Y’all have 11 DAYS LEFT to enter the Sassformers design contest. We’ve only got one entry and this time we’re NOT canceling the contest due to lack of entrants!

    SO GET ON THAT!!

    SASSMASTER OUT, SEE YOU MAY 1ST.

     
  2. well we’re screwed

     
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  4. hound pls

     
  5. thesassformers:

    TRANSFORMERS COLLEGE SHIRTS!

    Want to show off and represent your favorite Transformers faction? Well look no further! Transformers College shirts are here! Now available in WHITE!

    These three new designs are available at the Sassformers Redbubble Store!

    Cybertron University

    Autobot Academy

    Decepticon State

    (via thesassformers)

     

  6. ATTENTION SASSFOLLOWERS!!

    thesassformers:

    We are close to gaining our 2000th follower here on the Sassformers! 

    To celebrate this awesome event, we’re going to hold another design contest! This time we’re adding a super radical AND SUPER MYSTERIOUS GRAND PRIZE.

    RULES:

    • Each design must be digitally made and placed on a 2400 x 3200 px. transparent background
    • Image must be saved as a .PNG file
    • Design MUST be transformers related 
    • If there is text on the design, please make sure it can be seen on dark AND light backgrounds 
    • THIS IS A SFW (safe for work) CONTEST! (SFW meaning no nudity or porn, cursing is allowed)
    • DO NOT SEND US IMAGES DIRECTLY FROM ANY TF SERIES
    • You can send us multiple entries!
    • Must include title for Redbubble page

    PRIZES:

    • 1st place winner will receive A MYSTERY GRAND PRIZE DIRECTLY FROM THE SASSMASTER (NO, I’M NOT PRIZE).
    • 2nd place winner will receive a white t-shirt with any Sassformers design on it.  
    • Runner-ups MAY be announced if we get enough entries.

    The contest begins on April 1st and ends on May 1st, 2014

    Have any questions? Message us! We’re turning the anons back on for a short while so you can ask us questions about the contest.

    Submissions are to be emailed to thesassformers@yahoo.com with the subject “Sassformers Design Contest Entry”

    please do not forget to add your tumblr url to the email so we know who to credit!

    Now good luck and GET YOUR DESIGNS STARTED!!

    (via thesassformers)

     
  7. TOPICAL BUUUUUUURRNNN

     
  8. ei jumalauta, te kaks viette suunnillee 80% koko blogista

     
  9. bee looks like he’s gonna slappity-slap-slap some humility in 3 seconds flat

     

  10. Sassmaster, OUT!

    Seeya guys after finals and don’t be mean to my mod!